January 2009
23 posts
Bronco’s made a huge mistake firing Shanahan. Or perhaps they made a huge mistake giving him GM responsibilities. Apparently he wasn’t willing to coach without that control. Because he is a good coach.
December 2008
144 posts
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fucking-a tomorrow is new year’s eve. where the fuck did the year go?
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how big of pond can you swim in?
Big Fish in Small Pond or Small Fish in Big Pond?
I say neither.
You want to be the biggest fucking fish you can be, in the biggest fucking pond you can swim in that will still allow you be a big fucking fish.
I other words, to enjoy optimum success or use of your life you need to balance and maximize both. You need to figure out the biggest city/town/venue/career that you can still be a big...
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laptops save relationships.
thejerkstore:
I love my in-laws. They’re great. I couldn’t have asked to marry into a better family. But I have one issue with them: They don’t refrigerate condiments after opening them. (Except for mayo and ranch). On the other hand, I come from a stock of people who refrigerates everything, under the ‘better safe than sorry’ premise. While I know that there is probably nothing wrong with keeping...
This was the first christmas for as long as I can remember that my mom didn’t get my brother and I a pack of socks. I like new socks but was getting overstocked. So it is good to get a year off. My wife, who dishes constant shit about the size of my sock drawer, is happy.
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MIAMI DOLPHINS PLAYOFF BOUND. FUCK YES!
Sony makes the shittest fucking cameras.
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Ritter should appoint former mayor wellington webb to fill out salazar’s term. he wont run for election at his age - it will be an honorary place holder. then the voters can decide. win-win situation.
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daveholmes:
The lead counsel in the fight to invalidate CA’s 18,000 same-sex marriages? KENNETH STARR. Of THE STARR REPORT.
Listen- I don’t know the details of his personal life, but I am certain of this: on the average day, Kenneth Starr thinks about dicks ten times more than I do.
We need a new bed. Really sleeping like shit and bodies hurt. Wife wants a tempurpedic, and I know they are good. But fuck they are expensive, for layers of “NASA space foam.”
Speaking of IT, just heard the ugly horse looking IT cunt of a woman rumble down the hall running. Can’t imagine what was so important but really wish I woulda had a visual.
A guy in another department mistook me for an IT guy. Apparently I took casual Friday to “IT guy” level. Cuz they look like shit everyday.
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lol. →
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I had a similar reaction to hearing of Chuck Todd’s new job.
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I think Elliot Spitzer is on his way to badboy...
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“I am not theoretically opposed to Obama choosing an antiabortion gay-rights...”
– —jOAN wALSH
“I have identified the four stages of women’s facebook profile photos: 1) girl at...”
– Russ (via thejerkstore -one of the best fucking blogs around)
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Really, is it that hard to wrap a tight fucking burrito?
I prefer Rev. Wright to Rick Warren.
If you’re bitching in 2000-fucking-8 about how much hotmail sucks, well, that is your own fucking dumbass fault.
Anti-global warming douchebags need to wake the fuck up. If anything, have they not seen how fucking precious polar bears are? Have they no heart (and no brain?)
A local morning show is granting people in need their Christmas wish by giving them about $700. But they play it up all month like they are giving away $10,000. So when you actually listen to them give it away you’re like “that’s it?” Cool they are helping people but it comes off really kinda lame.
“if you build it they will come” frustratingly doesn’t usually apply to websites.
I respect the air that stays in my tires when it’s so fucking cold out. It has to be so tempting to leak out and say fuck it like some of it does.
When your waistline keeps growing and your inseam...
well, put this on the list of things i didn’t need to see this morning.
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fucking-a can we do nothing right?
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WTF, gmail just let a viagra spam email through to my inbox. that never happens. the end is near.
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you’ve seen what the presidentancy has done to George W. Bush, that’s roughly what law school will do to you.
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isgossipgirlnewtonight.com →
urg:
(via davidcho)
totally glad tonight’s was a rerun cuz i didn’t have time to watch it and have missed the last 3 episodes. the wife kinda filled me in tho. i know enough to know that chuck has gone fucking psycho but is going to nail blair sooner than later. probably after he attempts suicide in the next episode. what a climax, literally.
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I think Ken Salazar is crazy to leave the Senate. I’m also pissed Barry is taking away my beloved CO Senator. When will Barry stop fucking robbing Congress? The only people left are going to be the rats. Bastard.
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WatchI fucking LOVE Barney Frank.
[See also Let’s Get Frank]
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fucking-shit im freezing!
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Gotta hand it to President Bush. He ducked those shoes pretty effortlessly.
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"I am ready to fund action, not more employees or... →
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Some days it is so difficult to work hard for...
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it is feezing nuts.
Every guy should have a lucky pair of boxers. I...
Finishing off a bottle of pills gives me a sense...
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IE 8 Beta is a big improvement. But that isnt saying much.
Just paid $0.29 per gallon, $3.80 total for a tank of gas. Safeway gas discount + lower prices to begin with = very nice!
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wishing i could find a decent host that doesn’t want a full 1 or 2 or even 3 year commitment. shit, dont they know the internet is fluid, websites come and go overnight? but I’m sure that’s why. they need to make some money.
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godaddy serves a purpose, but not my purpose.
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hope she owns a vibrator and likes strapping it... →