January 2009
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Fucking put Helen out to the pasture already!
thefix: Helen: “Is the president opposed to torture?” Gibbs: “Yes”
anamariecox: Helen, looking a little like Cruella DeVille, asks if the president is against torture. BREAKING: HE IS.
Via anamariecox
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This time every four years I have to figure out...
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I will surely live long enough to see the deaths of both W. Bush and Obama. What an odd perspective that shall bring.
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ive said this before and ill say it again. if you only partially rss your blog posts you can seriously go fuck yourself. especially when you dont have any ads on your blog you need traffic for. guaranteed the number one way for me to hit unsubscribe and never think about your blog again. i use a feedreader so I dont have to click through to your blog. don’t waste my fucking time.
thejerkstore:
So, I am sure everyone heard that a plane crashed into the Hudson River in New York City. The reason: It hit some birds. Again, to recap: The plane, which is fucking enormous, hit some birds, which are small in both a relative and absolute sense, and that caused it to crash.
This does not fill me with confidence. I’m not an engineer or anything, but it seems to me that if...
“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes...”
– Bill Hicks (via ajbohac)
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Ironic →
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Also on Monday, the first day of the semester, it...
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First day back at law school taught me how to genuinely hate people again. Surprisingly, over Christmas break I lost some of that trait and it was refreshing. But then Monday hit me as hard as a pass from Dan Marino. Most of my classmates are arrogant douchebag tools. They are easy to hate, and I hate them.
ajbohac:
If the government cared 1/2 as much about the economy as they do the stupid digital tv transition shit, things would be much different.
A-FUCKING-MEN
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clock strikes midnight for miami dolphins. future is bright but i dont see us getting significantly better for a few more years of upward progression. we have hit our saturation point for now.
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http://ithoughtobamawouldgetmelaid.com →
along the lines of http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/
At the dmv. Always think some disgruntled citizen is going to walk in and blow everyone away. Wouldn’t be surprised.
How You Know You're In A Long-Term Relationship
thejerkstore:
Early in a relationship, if you and your significant other are going out for a nice dinner, you both eat sensibly because you plan on fooling around when you get home. Once you’re in it long-term, you and your significant other have no compunction about stuffing yourselves because you know you can fool around any time, but a nice meal only happens occasionally.
word.